God damn it eating is so miserable and painful when you don’t have six years worth of plaque protecting your nerve endings.
AND CAVITIES.
UGH MY NAKED CAVITIES.
owww. Also, GOD THAT WAS THE SCARIEST REN AND STIMPY EPISODE OF ALL
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This was my experience with braces.
5 years of braces.
i also had braces for a LONG while and still have some weird piece of metal on the back of my bottom teeth
this is the only country where braces are recommended for even very small deviations. everywhere else they’re considered non-essential or vanity cosmetic surgery (outside of severe issues of course). america has some weird teeth fixation.
i couldn’t give less of a fuck about how straight or white someone’s teeth are, they are hideous horrifying bones jutting out of the hole on your face, they are used for tearing up and crushing dead animals flesh and plants.
IF THERE’S INCONTESTABLE PROOF AGAINST INTELLIGENT DESIGN, it’s human teeth. Who would design them to naturally grow irregularly with SO many people? Why can’t they just get replaced when they fall out, like with sharks? Who thought this shit up????

