December 13, 2011   20 notes
roxorfoxor:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

dovne:

goodness you guys sure are CURIOUS
i really want the (small, good lord) cockatrice, the (small) seadragon, and DUH chance (either small or medium, haven’t decided yet)
also cumlube

last night i was genuinely considering buying one to use as a wacky coocking utensil

oh jesus
seriously
imagine using a comically large silicone (or whatever??) dragon dong in lieu of a spoon or spatula for stirring/scraping

remind me to never eat at any of your houses ever

roxorfoxor:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

dovne:

goodness you guys sure are CURIOUS

i really want the (small, good lord) cockatrice, the (small) seadragon, and DUH chance (either small or medium, haven’t decided yet)

also cumlube

last night i was genuinely considering buying one to use as a wacky coocking utensil

oh jesus

seriously

imagine using a comically large silicone (or whatever??) dragon dong in lieu of a spoon or spatula for stirring/scraping

remind me to never eat at any of your houses ever

(via and-then-eve)

  1. bubblypony reblogged this from surfdog2000 and added:
    Ice your cakes with a drippy dragon.
  2. surfdog2000 reblogged this from and-then-eve and added:
    remind me to never eat at any of your houses ever
  3. barrymanilowswinternightmare reblogged this from and-then-eve
  4. and-then-eve reblogged this from barrymanilowswinternightmare and added:
    oh jesus seriously imagine using a comically large silicone (or whatever??) dragon dong in lieu of a spoon or spatula...
  5. dovne reblogged this from barrymanilowswinternightmare and added:
    i kind of want to attach a small hose to one with a cumtube and use it in water gun fights against the neighborhood kids...
  6. dovne posted this